Peeps Joust!11:16 AM
One of my favorite things to do this time of year is to buy peeps and pit them against each other in a microwave death match. This is a peeps joust. Basically you choose two peeps of different colors (or same color and give them some sort of sprinkle outfit), arm them with sword-like toothpicks, and set them in the microwave for 30 seconds. Then you watch the melee ensure and declare a victor.
When I set up these two, I noticed that Blueberry here was aiming his sword super high in the air, as if to say, "I am a gentleman and would never try to stab Raspberry." Whereas Raspberry was aiming for the kill, positioning the point of his sword against Blueberry's marshmallowy chest. So I was sure that the underdog Blueberry was going down into history as a sugary martyr to the peeps entertainment cause.
But low and behold, after about five seconds in the hot seat (on the spinning microwave turntable), Raspberry dropped his sword! Blueberry was immediately celebrated as the victor of this competition!
Make this Easter a raucous one, letting leftover peeps battle out their many emotional struggles in the only arena where all peeps are equally powerless against the growing heat, the 800watt crucible of your microwave.